Pickup Lines

Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
Soooo, you wanna make out, or what?
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
If I was God I'd make the world revolve around you.
He: Pinch me?
She: Why?
He: Because I must be dreaming
He: This must be the end of a rainbow
She:Why?
He: Because I've just found my pot of gold
Man: Give it back
Woman: Give what back?
Man: My breath
Are you a police officer? Cuz you're one of (your town's) finest!
Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to Heaven?
You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!
What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink
Your eyes are so mysterious i'd like to be your detective.
You must have a ninja in your pants cuz your ass is kicking
"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.
Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.
My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
"Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune." Take hand and write your phone number on it. "there's your future."
I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock!
(You) Can I borrow your cell phone? (Her) Sure why? (You) I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.
I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
If your beauty was money, I wouldn't waste a dime!
Hey baby do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
"Can I even get a fake number?"
If your looking fo the right person in your life...here I am!
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.
Somebody better call Animal Control because I just spotted a fox.
Are you a pitcher, cause I love the way you throw those curves!
They call me coffee cause i grind so fine
He: Is that shirt felt?
She: No
He: Would you like it to be?
Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!
Date me or i'll shoot you!
"WHAM! i'm your man!"
Excuse me, my mouth hurts will you kiss it?
You remind me of my Visa card because you are everywhere I want to be.
If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you'll go halves on another one.
You'll do.
When i saw you i fell over and bumped my head. I'll have to take your name and number for insurance purposes.
"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
If sexy was a blade of grass...you would be a pasture
I work for a construction company. Need a Lift?
If this is a dream, I never wanna wake up!
Hey, I really like your peaches! Can I skake your tree?
Ask: Do you believe in hereafter? If they say yes then you say: Then you must know what im here after.
Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Do you like Bacon?(yes) Wanna strip
I love the way you move; like butter on a bald monkey.
If a star fell every time I thought of you this weekend, it would be empty
"I noticed you noticing me and i wanted you to know that its notified"
He says: Hey can you do me a favor?
She says: That depends.
He says: Stay beautiful till the next time I see you.
"Everyone thinks that rain is sad...but really it is happy, Imagine the possibilites... rain.... white tee shirts... you.... and me, baby."
"I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever."
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
I"m like motel six, I'll leave the lights on for you.
Hey hey sexy thang, lets quit the jammin' and get to slammin'
Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is ...a date with me!
Can I have a bandaid, I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
Is my heart on fire or am I just lost in a love maze without you! (look at the person in the eyes)
You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.
Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
I wanna be your paramedic. *mouth to mouth certified*
You're way to pretty for me to not know you.
Your a peice of eye candy and i've got a sweet tooth.
him: you look like my third wife
her: how many wives have you had?
him: two!!
(Guy) I'm a terrorist and I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
"I'm not much of a romantic so I'll get straight to the point, wanna make out?"
You might as well sleep with me because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!
If i had one wish i would turn u into a motorbike, why? coz i want to ride u all night
"if i had a dollar for every time i thought of you today, i would have a million dollars, but the money wouldnt matter because i'd have you"
Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Look, im either going to ur place with you, or behind you..... Your choice
Hey, my name's Romeo. Wanna be my Juliet?
Did you know the human body is 90% water and i'm really thirsty.
Your so hot you make my teeth sweat...
I'd walk a hundred miles to see you smile, and a thousand if you do that thing you do with your tongue!
You're so beautiful, you're burned into my retina. I see you every time I blink.
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
Is that a ladder up your tights or the stairway up to heaven.
Do u have change for a million?
Got a slot machine?:cause i'd like to take a chance!
Hey, Lets make like fabric softner and snuggle.
"Angels fall from the sky, i rise from the bottom"
I think that you have a little bit of witch in you. Cause you've bewitched me.
Let's fight under the covers!!!
While you're watchign the stars and she sees a shooting star and says "make a wish" and you say..."there's nothing to wish for. you're right here."
Hello, Did you know you have great genetic restructuring potential?
"If being sexy was a crime, you would be on America's most wanted list."
"You remind me of cheese..."I LIKE cheese."
Global warming? You're the cause.
I may not be Santa Claus, but I'll stuff your stockings...
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
They call me coffee, cuz i grind so fine
There are over five billion people in the world. thare is some one for every one. could it be that i might be the person for you?
Your so hot the sun has to wear sunglasses just to look at you.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart!!
My throat hurts. Do you have anything I could suck on that might coat it?
It hurts! (what hurts) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.
"Can i be the gravy on your biscuit?"
Hi, I'm Will....God's Will.
I wanted to die but u looked so fine I decided to live.
I would say god bless you but it looks like he already did.
My love for you is about as fat as you are!
"Dang girl..as much as i hate to see you leave..i love watchin you walk away"
Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!
My tongue is burnt will you kiss it to make it better?
Do you have the time? Do you have the energy?
"Can I have your autograph?" [Why?] "Well you are Miss America aren't you?"
"My name isn't elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like."
Tonight, I'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips,......and then move up to your belly button.
There must be a monkey here. "WHY?" because i'm going bananas over you.
Do you believe in fairytales, because one is about to start.
"Damn I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table"
Drop down infront of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."
When i look into your eyes i see an ocean
If looks could count for a minute, you`d be a pretty long day!
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Girl: sure
Guy: wait i have a better idea, what about a best friend?
Girl: ok..
Guy: wait i have an even BETTER idea, how about a boyfriend?
Hey what years your car?
(while dancing to,or the song is just playing, "she's gona love you, she's gonna leave you with a smile" George strait) She: I can leave you with my number instead....
(Imagine yourself at a basketball game and the players have on jerseys that have their name on the backs) GIRL: can I have your jersey? GUY: why? GIRL: cause i want your name and number
Q: hey baby whats your sign? A: I like your approach, now lets see your departure!
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle
Don't try to run away.. i'm on the track team.
My names mickey are you my minnie?
You must be a sargeant, because you have my private standing in attention
I've counted all the stars before. And I think I've missed two. They're in your eyes
If you were a sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous
Q: Are you a Visa Checkcard? A: Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Wow! You're like Gillette. You're the best a man can get.
I'm a fotune teller and i predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me
"Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?"
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(I don't know)
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is....
Every rose needs its thorns thats why I should be with you.
My pencils may be number 2, but you are number 1!

Guy: It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checking you out.
Girl: Oh, sorry, I'm reserved for someone else.

guy-"you got a sewing kit?"
girl-"no, why?"
guy-"cuz im ripped!"

Your so hot when i look at you i get a tan

Picker upper: If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
Pickeree: Why?
Picker upper: You stole my heart without permission

You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.

You got something on your chest: my eyes
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Q: "Can you hold something for me?"
A: Sure.
(Slip your hand into theirs).


I am not a pro basketball player but i would like to score on u

Guy: Do you hear that
Girl: What
Guy: Oh sorry that was my heart singing for you

Girl ur parents must be bricklayers because u have a nice foundation
Ask:Can i get directons...............Reply:To where................Answer:Your bedroom
"your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice!"
I'D POUR MILK ON U AND MAKE U PART OF MY COMPLEAT BREAKFAST!
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you Natasha, my contact?
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
long.
Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
you."
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Before you run, I am not a freak.
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
damn, I look good!.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I
just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I flirt with you?
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
exist
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when
you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're
lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? 'Cause you're hot like salsa
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
after.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard
Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just
realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Does beauty run in your family?
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does my breath smell okay?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me
to fall in love with you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really
Beautiful"
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I
just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you
ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My
jaw!
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and
flex) To the gun show!
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever
you're going?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you
funny, apologize.)
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could
introduce us.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are
the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell
you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a
sparkle.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your
parents created such a beautiful creature.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
for my dreams.
Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am
very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Girl: I may not be Mya but my love is like whoa
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
explain that it"s a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter
which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how
they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them
puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted
to hold their hand. (Awwwwww)
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Good news, the test results are negative!
Got me? I'll do your body good.
Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side
and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your
hand
Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my
dreams! (works everytime)
Guy: I may not be Baby Bash but you're my suga
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of
course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing
I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
married? He: Twice.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Here's your chance to get to know me.
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket
than in your head.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Hey baby, where you been all my life?
Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you
better come with me.
Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.
HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your
smile.
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've
really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!
Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine
when you walked past!
Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead
say no.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
she's putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hi. Are you cute?
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure
use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my
platform.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already
know myself, how about I get to know you?
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call
me soon!
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes
yet.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving
you
I envy your lipstick.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a
pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I have only three months to live.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I knew that my life DID have a purpose, but not until I looked into your
eyes.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was
included.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty
Woman.
I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.
I think my medication is wearing off.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a
sparkle.
I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after
searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in
mine, and the words, will you be mine?
I want to bear all your children. (to a woman)
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks
and to die on your lips.
I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek,
and die at your lips.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile,
I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you, I'd
have 5 cents.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through
my garden forever.
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a
little chessboard
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't
every beautiful girl named that?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto
you.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it
won't kiss off?
Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak
heart.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the
stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they
say "yes."]
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
It's always good for you to see me again.
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me yet.
Let's make like a Fabric softener and Snuggle
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start
a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some
drinks with some of their money?
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say
"Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Womanlooks at you up and down) "No thank
you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in
those pants!"
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're
looking so fine and not telling me you're name."
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a
footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Miss, you made my heart stop...
My leech would like you as a new host.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic
personality.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
(Open and close wallet quickly) Here's my "Fine Arts Connoisseur" diploma.
You sure are a masterpiece.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
(Person walks in, and you say And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You
dropped your nametag!".
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole
my heart
Pull my finger.
Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Smile if you want me!.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to
stalk you?
So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.
So, you're a girl huh?
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?
Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire!
Take a chance on me.
(Talk to her) Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I
could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because
(her name) you are the wind beneath my wings.
That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank
you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you
are.
There is much more here than what meets the eye.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
There was no color in the world until I met you.
There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you
had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to
us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really
this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk
about it."
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to
make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar
bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on
half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow
and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!?
You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has
to be illegal to look that good!
(Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an
illusion (mirage).
Want to see my stamp collection?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like
you!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince)
like you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Weren't you on America's Most Wanted last night?
What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
(switch if female asking a male)
What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height,
blue eyes, etc...
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
Hey, it's not coming off!
What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
What's your sign?
When God made you, he was showing off.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I
want to be a part.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most
beautiful things in the world
When's our wedding date?
(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight,
the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
Who's your daddy?
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break
and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up
lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past
all that....?"
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are not a woman, you are an essence
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your
family.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
You are the reason men fall in love.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way
to fall is in love with me!
You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can
see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll
skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women
look really bad.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You look just like my mother.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So
what's one more??
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.
You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
you must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.
Your choice this time, I'm buying."
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You should be someone's wife.
You: Do you have a warrant out for your arrest? Them: No....why? girl:
Because it has got to be a crime being so damn sexy.
You: You're perfect in almost every way, except you have one major flaw.
Them: What's that? You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine.
You make me want to get a job!
Your body is like a haiku in motion.
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes have touched my soul
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.
You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox.
You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.